I really enjoyed watching the men's marathon today. It was like the "anti-women's 5k". Right from the gun the pace was blistering, and it became apparent after a few miles that too many men were content with that for it to let up much. So we got to see a real race. A race where only the fittest, most prepared, and most composed athlete would win. Aka: Sammy Wanjiru.
As I watched the race, I couldn't help but think of some awards I'd have liked to give. (Update: here's a great review of the race, for those who missed it.) The awards, in no particular order:
The Abebe Bikila Award for Best Marathon Performance Ever: This goes to Sammy Wanjiru, Olympic champion and new Olympic record holder. For running the 29th fastest marathon ever. For running 2:06:32 on a day when it was thought no one could run faster than 2:08. For breaking the Olympic record by 3 minutes. For making the marathon a war of attrition, and being the last man standing on the most important day. Sammy Wanjiru, you ran the best marathon performance ever. Like Bikila before him, you have redefined what is possible in the marathon.
The "One Less Random Stat for London 2012" Award: This goes to the country of Kenya, who now has an Olympic marathon champion from its country. Unfortunately, Kenya's gain is our loss, as now we will have to come up with something interesting to discuss when we discuss the men's marathon in London. Or we could just go with the "Can anyone beat the Africans?" topic. Everyone seems to like that one, even though they rarely win the actual marathon races.
The Viewer's Choice Award(s): These go to all the guys who went out at world record pace even though they couldn't have held that pace on a perfect Berlin morning, let alone a hot, muggy morning in Beijing. By accepting the torrid pace at the beginning, you helped to give us a race to remember. Three cheers to all of you (or a nice ice bath, if you prefer).
The Asafa Powell Award: This goes to Martin Lel, for being discussed in the build-up to the marathon as one of the favorites, but fading to fifth as his remarkable young teammate stole the show with his record performance. We hope it was nice holding the title of "best marathoner in the world" while it lasted, Martin.
The Evangeline Adams Award for Worst Use of Astrology Reference in Marathon Commentary: This goes to whoever was doing color commentary for the NBC broadcast of the marathon when they said after 20 minutes that, "This is a suicidal pace. They can't maintain it. The winner will be the person for whom the stars are aligned and they do not fall apart." Um, sorry Mr. Color Commentator Guy, in the 21st century marathons are won by the most prepared, not the most astrologically aligned.
The "Ryan Hall Who?" Award: This goes to Dathan Ritzenhein, who started with a more aggressive pace than his more popular countryman and held on to finish before America's favorite and predicted medal winner Ryan Hall. While Ryan opted to go with a "catch-up later strategy" (he didn't really think he'd be able to catch up to all of them, did he?), you opted to stay in the closer group, and it paid off as you were the first American to cross the line.
The "Dathan Ritzenhein Who?" Award: This goes to the American public, who in their desire to jump all over the Ryan Hall bandwagon forgot that there was another supremely talented young athlete competing for the red, white and blue. In fact, he is an athlete who has consistently beaten Hall throughout their careers. What's that, you stopped listening after "Ryan Hall"? Ah yes, this award is most definitely for you, America.
The "Brian Sell Who?" Award: This goes to the cameramen. I have it on good authority that the Japanese audience was able to follow the progress of all their athletes in the men's marathon today, despite one of them running a ridiculous 2:41. But did the American audience get even a glimpse of Brian Sell? Well, not this American audience. (And if you showed Brian while I was taking a post-run shower, then I apologize and kindly return the award at your earliest convenience.)
The Invisible Man Award: This goes to Viktor Rothlin of Switzerland, who managed to finish 6th in 2:10:35 and yet not be shown once on the American broadcast. Who are you and what do you look like? We still don't know. And we salute you for it.
The Sportsmanship Award: This goes to Sammy Wanjiru and Deriba Merga, who shared a water bottle at the 20 mile mark of the race. It's quite normal to see two Kenyan teammates share a water bottle. Same for two Ethiopian teammates. But when two runners from rival countries like Kenya and Ethiopia can share a water bottle in the middle of the race, well, it earns them the Sportsmanship Award.
The "Why'd they have to tack on that extra quarter mile?" Award: This goes to Deriba Merga, who would have won bronze had the marathon only gone 26 miles. Instead, his teammate Tsegay Kebede passed him on the track as his legs simply ceased working. There's no shame in finishing fourth, Deriba. You took a swing at the gold. Would that all of the athletes have run as aggressively as you.
The "I guess you still won" Award: This goes to Ryan Hall, whose only goal was to "run to give glory to God". Since he wasn't measuring himself in terms of medaling, and since you just know he was praying hard for that race to end, I'm pretty sure this race is going to go down as a victory for team Hall. And when looked at from this perspective, not going with the leaders when it was the only shot at medaling wasn't such a bad idea after all!
The "Silver Medal" Award: This goes to Jaouad Gharib of Morocco, for finishing in second place. In case you can't tell, you didn't do anything interesting enough for me to come up with a clever award for you. But you did finish second and I thought I should mention your name. So I'm just going to re-gift your silver medal to you...
I'd just like to say thank you to all the other men's marathon participants. We apologize that his is not AYSO soccer, so there will not be an award for everyone. But we do have snacks. Orange slices and Capri-Suns. Yum.
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